Tuesday 4 February 2014

Couple arrested for being too loud in bed in Australia...They should move to Nigeria

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In my Beloved Country, You can add Loudspeaker while having sex and No one cares,play your music until it deafens your next door neighbour...no one still cares.

Apparently it is illegal in Australia to be too loud in bed.
 Jessica Angel and Colin Mckenzie are being fined 4,000$ for breaking the 1993 Law of Environmental Protection according to local Newspapers Report.

Under the law in South Australia,the noise is defined as a form of pollution and that includes vibration.

Police has visited the apartment of the couple twenty times in the past...WAOH
Mackenzie 45,accused the girlfriend of making the noise....THIS IS SO FUNNY,IF YOU DIDNT *LIP SEALED* WILL SHE MAKE THE NOISE.

Our average sex goes anywhere from four,six,seven hours, basically five nights a week, "he said....DO THEY EVEN WORK?

That's  more or less why i'm asleep at six o clock,i'm probably going to die of heart attack,it almost killed me as it is...GoodLUCK ON THAT DUDE

An emergency protection order was served on the pair,ordering them to cease all noise in 72 hours.

The couple reportedly ignored that order and the Police were called and they were arrested and charged.
The couple is definitely the first in South Australia to be accused of violating the environmental laws

1 comment:

  1. The man must be doing a good job on his woman... 4,5,6 hours, 5 nights a week? I'm sure their neighbours are just jealous. Hmm

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